About That Explains Everything!

Former university professor, college dean and stand-up comedian, now a bluesman and theoretical humorist, Dr. Tom Potter, attempts to explain everything. In this humorous and insightful compilation of essays and blues songs, he attacks such questions as, "Are we really created in the image of OMG?" and "Are there parallel universes? Are there parallel universes?"

Monday, March 12, 2012

Cancer 2011

Cancer.
You're in my pants sir.
You make everything else groovy.
Cancer.

A PSA of a hundred and three
Makes it a little hard to pee.
Doc says I really shouldn't wait.
Gotta clean that shit outa my prostate!

I said, Cancer.
You're in my pants sir.
You make everything else groovy.
Cancer.

Prostate the size of a volleyball.
Thirty-nine treatments will fix it all.
And in no time I'll be as good as good.
Able once again to chop the wood!

I said, Cancer.
You're in my pants sir.
You make everything else groovy.
Cancer.

Cancer.
You thought you'd eat me.
But I went and got the cure.
Come on, come on, admit it...
I beat you!